Ryan "Bad Life Decisions" Farrow (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
averagemedium) wrote2014-08-30 03:02 am
averagemedium) wrote2014-08-30 03:02 am
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[There's a gift left outside of Rover 032. Judging from the smell, it's a bag of shit. More specifically, it's a bag of shit on fire.
You can thank Jasper for this lovely gift. Enjoy!]
You can thank Jasper for this lovely gift. Enjoy!]
FROM: sun.aeryn@cdc.org
PKN7 training will begin shortly: the destruction of an entire planet does not win you the right to lay about growing soft. I suggest doing these exercises on your own or in pairs in order to prepare for what's ahead. If you require assistance, either Shepard or myself will be on hand to provide it.
If you want a list of the names of your fellow cadets, I will supply it.
FROM: sun.aeryn@cdc.org
Warm up - 5:00 with slow run / stretch arms and legs
Repeat this cycle of exercises non-stop 5-10 times:
- 10 Regular pushups
- 10 Regular situps
- 20 Lunges
0.5 mile run
PKN7 training will begin shortly: the destruction of an entire planet does not win you the right to lay about growing soft. I suggest doing these exercises on your own or in pairs in order to prepare for what's ahead. If you require assistance, either Shepard or myself will be on hand to provide it.
If you want a list of the names of your fellow cadets, I will supply it.
FROM: sun.aeryn@cdc.org
Warm up - 5:00 with slow run / stretch arms and legs
Repeat this cycle of exercises non-stop 5-10 times:
- 10 Regular pushups
- 10 Regular situps
- 20 Lunges
0.5 mile run
FROM: farrow.ryan@cdc.org
A list would be great, if you don't mind. And noted.
[spoilers: he's so not starting this in the morning, it's already too late to stop the impending hangover.]
A list would be great, if you don't mind. And noted.
[spoilers: he's so not starting this in the morning, it's already too late to stop the impending hangover.]
[ out of all the names on aeryn's list, ryan's was the one that was familiar. granted, it was familiar because he was being annoying during the destruction of ajna, but they worked through that and now michelle needs a workout partner. so. here, ryan, have a tiny princess offering a weird olive branch. ]
FROM: benjamin.michelle@cdc.org
Hello, Ryan. Aeryn tells me we're both participating in bootcamp. I have a proposal, if you don't mind hearing me out.
FROM: benjamin.michelle@cdc.org
Hello, Ryan. Aeryn tells me we're both participating in bootcamp. I have a proposal, if you don't mind hearing me out.
FROM: farrow.ryan@cdc.org
Sure. I'm listening. ...okay, reading, you know what I mean.
[A bit more brusque than he might be otherwise-- but he's got a pretty killer headache, he's not inclined to spend too long typing when he doesn't need to.]
Sure. I'm listening. ...okay, reading, you know what I mean.
[A bit more brusque than he might be otherwise-- but he's got a pretty killer headache, he's not inclined to spend too long typing when he doesn't need to.]
oh my god i just noticed i wrote gilbert.elena instead of benjamin.michelle I WAS DOING SO WELL
hallways
- 2014-11-21 12:53 (UTC) - Expand[This message is long overdue. She didn't have a chance to tell Ryan what had happened before they'd all been whisked away to be briefed on their day 53 assignments, and from there everything inevitably devolved into chaos.
But now that she finally has a moment, Hange will shoot off a quick—]
FROM: hange.zoe@cdc.org
I rode a landshark.
But now that she finally has a moment, Hange will shoot off a quick—]
FROM: hange.zoe@cdc.org
I rode a landshark.
[Excellent timing, Hange, he's- pretty damn tipsy at the moment. Best time for this talk.]
FROM: farrow.ryan@cdc.org
hange :(
what did i say about evidence :( :(
[so sad about the lack of visual functions.]
FROM: farrow.ryan@cdc.org
hange :(
what did i say about evidence :( :(
[so sad about the lack of visual functions.]
FROM: dagger@cdc.org
NHD-C12-LRC-310's height without the shoes on is 165 centimeters. Because I said I would.
NHD-C12-LRC-310's height without the shoes on is 165 centimeters. Because I said I would.
FROM: farrow.ryan@cdc.org
I actually don't think I've tried it before.
FROM: farrow.ryan@cdc.org
So sure, why not?
I actually don't think I've tried it before.
FROM: farrow.ryan@cdc.org
So sure, why not?
FROM: farrow.ryan@cdc.org
I did. :) They're cute!
FROM: farrow.ryan@cdc.org
Hadn't expected anything like this, but I like it.
I did. :) They're cute!
FROM: farrow.ryan@cdc.org
Hadn't expected anything like this, but I like it.
FROM: khezek.jasper@cdc.org
Hey thanks for volunteering to help make a shit ton of cake. Here is the recipe broken down into measurements I think everyone can understand. Its for a single cake so well be doubling this a bunch of times. We break this up into four batches of 50 small cakes and its done. You can thank Terra for spell checking and fixing my crap grammar on it.
[ ATTACHMENT: Basic_Bomb_Cake.exps ]
Yes you read that right we are making bomb cake. I know this looks like a normal cake recipe. Thats because it is. But I wouldnt go licking any used spoons or sneaking a piece when its done. Like I said on the network I can enchant items and materials with one use fire spells and things with crystal-like properties hold spells best. Ive applied this to cooking and baking before and even though theres a chemical change the results are effective and they aint pretty. Ive already enchanted the sugar and salt with four different fire spells. It will be safe to use just not safe to eat. Hope you werent planning on eating any of it. Me and every one else will know if you try. Especially the medical crew.
And before anyone asks no I dont know what Dagger wants so much of this horror cake for but this is happening.
Come by the kitchens any time after 09:00 and Ill be there working. Dont come too late though or I wont enchant shit for you.
[ OOC: Log going up in enlistment soon! ]
Hey thanks for volunteering to help make a shit ton of cake. Here is the recipe broken down into measurements I think everyone can understand. Its for a single cake so well be doubling this a bunch of times. We break this up into four batches of 50 small cakes and its done. You can thank Terra for spell checking and fixing my crap grammar on it.
[ ATTACHMENT: Basic_Bomb_Cake.exps ]
![[ ATTACHMENT: Basic_Bomb_Cake.exps ]](http://38.media.tumblr.com/045faa9ae133a257be5e7272834558a8/tumblr_nei3wh930v1rh929yo6_r1_1280.jpg){kind=link}
Yes you read that right we are making bomb cake. I know this looks like a normal cake recipe. Thats because it is. But I wouldnt go licking any used spoons or sneaking a piece when its done. Like I said on the network I can enchant items and materials with one use fire spells and things with crystal-like properties hold spells best. Ive applied this to cooking and baking before and even though theres a chemical change the results are effective and they aint pretty. Ive already enchanted the sugar and salt with four different fire spells. It will be safe to use just not safe to eat. Hope you werent planning on eating any of it. Me and every one else will know if you try. Especially the medical crew.
And before anyone asks no I dont know what Dagger wants so much of this horror cake for but this is happening.
Come by the kitchens any time after 09:00 and Ill be there working. Dont come too late though or I wont enchant shit for you.
[ OOC: Log going up in enlistment soon! ]
FROM: vakarian.garrus@cdc.org
Are you busy?
Are you busy?
FROM: farrow.ryan@cdc.org
No, schedule's all clear. Now?
No, schedule's all clear. Now?
FROM: warriorhead@cdc.org
Why do so many of these smell like you?
Why do so many of these smell like you?
FROM: farrow.ryan@cdc.org
Because I like making things a little more personal.
Because I like making things a little more personal.
FROM: wurstel.ferdinand@cdc.org
Hello! Unit Naga will be having a meeting tomorrow at approximately [insert convenient time] in the Recreation Room on the Neheda. If you are unable to attend, please respond to me and let me know you will be absent before the meeting begins.
FROM: wurstel.ferdinand@cdc.org
P.S. There will be a game and refreshments!
Thank you for your time.
Hello! Unit Naga will be having a meeting tomorrow at approximately [insert convenient time] in the Recreation Room on the Neheda. If you are unable to attend, please respond to me and let me know you will be absent before the meeting begins.
FROM: wurstel.ferdinand@cdc.org
P.S. There will be a game and refreshments!
Thank you for your time.
FROM: md.arbuckal.adrien@cdc.org
Farrow, I'm down in the corridor between Medical and Engineering. I think you want to get down here, ASAP.
[ There's a pause and then, as if realizing he should probably shouldn't just assume...]
FROM: md.arbuckal.adrien@cdc.org
If you haven't already.
Farrow, I'm down in the corridor between Medical and Engineering. I think you want to get down here, ASAP.
[ There's a pause and then, as if realizing he should probably shouldn't just assume...]
FROM: md.arbuckal.adrien@cdc.org
If you haven't already.
FROM: farrow.ryan@cdc.org
Yeah, I'd heard- I figure it's best to take a peek and get out of the way anyway, though. My signs will still be there when the blood isn't.
FROM: farrow.ryan@cdc.org
Others are only gonna have the physical evidence, I should leave it to them til it's cleaned up. Can you get me information on that for comparison?
FROM: farrow.ryan@cdc.org
--you know what I'll just come find you, we'll talk, it's easier
Yeah, I'd heard- I figure it's best to take a peek and get out of the way anyway, though. My signs will still be there when the blood isn't.
FROM: farrow.ryan@cdc.org
Others are only gonna have the physical evidence, I should leave it to them til it's cleaned up. Can you get me information on that for comparison?
FROM: farrow.ryan@cdc.org
--you know what I'll just come find you, we'll talk, it's easier
FROM: wurstel.ferdinand@cdc.org
I'm certain you have your hands full, but I thought it necessary to contact you first regarding the recent murders on board. I received this report from Noh-Varr.
ATTACHMENT: report.doc
FROM: wurstel.ferdinand@cdc.org
If you discover any further information please relay it to me as soon as possible. And needless to say, be careful Ryan.
I'm certain you have your hands full, but I thought it necessary to contact you first regarding the recent murders on board. I received this report from Noh-Varr.
ATTACHMENT: report.doc
FROM: wurstel.ferdinand@cdc.org
If you discover any further information please relay it to me as soon as possible. And needless to say, be careful Ryan.
FROM: farrow.ryan@cdc.org
I'll be careful if you are, promise. Thanks. :)
FROM: farrow.ryan@cdc.org
Haven't taken a closer look at the scenes, I'm letting people handle the physical evidence before I get in the way looking at what's left.
FROM: farrow.ryan@cdc.org
Just easier for me to work after it's been cleaned up. If you'd like to come with when I check it out you're more than welcome though, I'd rather not go alone.
I'll be careful if you are, promise. Thanks. :)
FROM: farrow.ryan@cdc.org
Haven't taken a closer look at the scenes, I'm letting people handle the physical evidence before I get in the way looking at what's left.
FROM: farrow.ryan@cdc.org
Just easier for me to work after it's been cleaned up. If you'd like to come with when I check it out you're more than welcome though, I'd rather not go alone.
FROM: farrow.ryan@cdc.org
'Hey Ryan did you know about the murders/have you seen anything' is like, my new 'hello' today.
FROM: farrow.ryan@cdc.org
Fortunately it hasn't come from that many people. I'm sort of hanging back, figure I should let everybody work with the physical evidence and not get in the way. The rest will be there later.
'Hey Ryan did you know about the murders/have you seen anything' is like, my new 'hello' today.
FROM: farrow.ryan@cdc.org
Fortunately it hasn't come from that many people. I'm sort of hanging back, figure I should let everybody work with the physical evidence and not get in the way. The rest will be there later.
FROM: farrow.ryan@cdc.org
Still alive for now, working with my unit.
Still alive for now, working with my unit.
FROM: vakarian.garrus@cdc.org
TO: varr.noh@cdc.org
I’ll see you as soon as I can. Press my forehead to yours. Unless you’re still running a fever and what they’re doing doesn’t work. Then it’ll be a wet cloth.
TO: varr.noh@cdc.org
I’ll see you as soon as I can. Press my forehead to yours. Unless you’re still running a fever and what they’re doing doesn’t work. Then it’ll be a wet cloth.
FROM: farrow.ryan@cdc.org
that is very sweet of you but you dont want to do that i feel like a walking biohazard
only not walking
and i think i actually am a biohazard??
FROM: farrow.ryan@cdc.org
ok ignore that last message just forget it
remember me as i was, garrus, less gross and with a working sense of humor
that is very sweet of you but you dont want to do that i feel like a walking biohazard
only not walking
and i think i actually am a biohazard??
FROM: farrow.ryan@cdc.org
ok ignore that last message just forget it
remember me as i was, garrus, less gross and with a working sense of humor
TO: branford.terra@cdc.org
FROM: khezek.jasper@cdc.org
Are you ok??? Are you cold??? Tell me where you are Ill come keep you warm.
FROM: khezek.jasper@cdc.org
Are you ok??? Are you cold??? Tell me where you are Ill come keep you warm.
FROM: farrow.ryan@cdc.org
i was all appreciative for a second until i noticed this didnt actually have my name on it :(
FROM: farrow.ryan@cdc.org
yes i am freezing thank you for the concern
i was all appreciative for a second until i noticed this didnt actually have my name on it :(
FROM: farrow.ryan@cdc.org
yes i am freezing thank you for the concern
FROM: farrow.ryan@cdc.org
while i think it's very nice of you to explain other species' fascination with balls to him i don't think this is where you meant to send that...
while i think it's very nice of you to explain other species' fascination with balls to him i don't think this is where you meant to send that...
FROM: farrow.ryan@cdc.org
i feel marginally less like death warmed over. maybe just death defrosted.
FROM: farrow.ryan@cdc.org
...right human turns of phrase
FROM: farrow.ryan@cdc.org
considerably less miserable, just not quite back to normal.
i feel marginally less like death warmed over. maybe just death defrosted.
FROM: farrow.ryan@cdc.org
...right human turns of phrase
FROM: farrow.ryan@cdc.org
considerably less miserable, just not quite back to normal.
FROM: farrow.ryan@cdc.org
And here I figured I'd be Spengler. Maybe Stantz.
FROM: farrow.ryan@cdc.org
But no, I'm open. What did you need?
And here I figured I'd be Spengler. Maybe Stantz.
FROM: farrow.ryan@cdc.org
But no, I'm open. What did you need?
[...that's an interesting message to get out of the blue. He'd be lying if he said his curiosity weren't piqued.]
FROM: farrow.ryan@cdc.org
What else did you want to tell me?
FROM: farrow.ryan@cdc.org
What else did you want to tell me?
FROM: vakarian.garrus@cdc.org
All I wanna know is why you talked to him when I asked you not to.
All I wanna know is why you talked to him when I asked you not to.
[....shit. Clearly something happened.]
FROM: farrow.ryan@cdc.org
I didn't say anything about the things we talked about, Garrus, I promise. All I did was bring up the idea to him, I thought it'd make it easier for you to talk to Noh.
FROM: farrow.ryan@cdc.org
If he was against the idea, then okay, it would've been me dealing with it and I could've warned you off it. I just wanted to break the ice on that so you didn't have to bring up the other stuff.
FROM: farrow.ryan@cdc.org
The most I told him was that it had come up as a hypothetical, that you would be okay with it, and that I was interested. That's all.
FROM: farrow.ryan@cdc.org
I didn't say anything about the things we talked about, Garrus, I promise. All I did was bring up the idea to him, I thought it'd make it easier for you to talk to Noh.
FROM: farrow.ryan@cdc.org
If he was against the idea, then okay, it would've been me dealing with it and I could've warned you off it. I just wanted to break the ice on that so you didn't have to bring up the other stuff.
FROM: farrow.ryan@cdc.org
The most I told him was that it had come up as a hypothetical, that you would be okay with it, and that I was interested. That's all.
FROM: warriorhead@cdc.org
I have it on good authority that this is the best way to ask, so:
Are you a Water Type or an Electric Type?
I have it on good authority that this is the best way to ask, so:
Are you a Water Type or an Electric Type?
FROM: farrow.ryan@cdc.org
Just between those two? I want to go with Electric, but I'm kind of biased against water in general, honestly.
Why?
Just between those two? I want to go with Electric, but I'm kind of biased against water in general, honestly.
Why?
FROM: vakarian.garrus@cdc.org
Still with us?
Still with us?
FROM: farrow.ryan@cdc.org
Fortunately! And I'm guessing you're not haunting the blackglass to message me, so- good to know you're okay. :) How was the trip?
Fortunately! And I'm guessing you're not haunting the blackglass to message me, so- good to know you're okay. :) How was the trip?
FROM: farrow.ryan@cdc.org
As well as can be expected! Tired, though. How'd the trip go?
As well as can be expected! Tired, though. How'd the trip go?
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