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[noctiphile]

>You know, I knew they made incessant noises but I never knew how dreadful they were before I've had to listen to one go off for three hours.
>Anyway, it was only hypothetical.

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Mattias.

did you set off a car alarm.

[noctiphile]

>Goddess, no!
>I did that when I first got here.
>Got a whole street furious with me.
>No, no, this is just some idiot outside and another idiot who hasn't gone to shut it off.

[A few minutes later:]

>Well, I suppose Royce could have walked into one.

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I don't know if breaking into it would help, Mattias, I'm not sure how theirs turns off.

...why is Royce walking into cars?

[noctiphile]

>Oh, I don't know if he is.
>But he might be.
>He's still having trouble adjusting to being a wendigo. Keeps thinking he can phase through things.
>Really, it's been weeks. You'd think he'd have figured it out by now.

>(Don't tell him I said that)

[averagemedium]

That's... a little concerning. :(

But if he was a shade for a long time before that, I guess it's understandable, yeah? Didn't it take you a while to get used to being a horse sometimes? And it was a while before I fully figured out moving around as a snake.

[noctiphile]

>It took me a whole cursed month to figure out my shifting. Even now it takes a full minute.
>But you're right. Perhaps I expect too much of him. He's a genius, but not in every area. It can be hard to remember that sometimes.

>Are you doing better, by the way?
>As a snake, I mean.
>Or will I need to move your tail for you?

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He's not perfect, Mattias. If you do expect anyone to be good at everything, you're going to be disappointed.

And yes, I'm doing much better. :) Wouldn't mind you moving it for me sometimes, though, it's hard to do anything after I eat... it just makes me so tired. :(

[noctiphile]

>Oh, I'm wiser than that.
>My new form makes me stronger but I'm still no super-man.
>And you're
>no
>nevermind

[HE SURE WASN'T JUST ABOUT TO CALL YOU FAT RYAN]

[averagemedium]

I'm what, heavy when I weigh as much as a giant snake and another human? :P

I know, Mattias, it's okay. Besides, you've already proven you can carry me around just fine when I'm less-- long.

Apparently I should be able to change into a smaller snake, so if I can get that figured out, maybe you could carry me that way?

[noctiphile]

>Oh! Oh, yes, that would be fine.
>Though depending on how long you are I'm not sure I'd be able to walk while carrying you.
>Unless you... don't plan on having me walk.


>That sounds far more forward than I thought it would.

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...I mean an actual literal snake version of myself, I really don't think you want to fuck that.

....on the other hand that is kind of most of me right now but you know what I mean

[noctiphile]

>I
>Well
>No, I wouldn't
>That wouldn't be my choice appearance for
>For
>Well, you know.
>I'd... much rather prefer if you were as you are now.
>Not that you wouldn't look just as well as a snake! I'd just
>rather not... have a tail replace...
>Well, you know.


>(Would the tail replace it?)

nsfw?? these idiots...

[averagemedium]

I don't think my tail is that dextrous, Mattias.

...no, but seriously, it wouldn't. It might still be a little weird for you, though.

YES THIS THREAD IS NSFW FROM HERE ON i think

[noctiphile]

>Well, I think it'd be weird no matter what, right?
>Since I'm... inexperienced?



>Why would it be weird?

[averagemedium]

Well.

Apparently snakes kind of

there's definitely 2.

[noctiphile]

>what

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I have two.

I don't know how.

[noctiphile]

>Together? Or... are they separate?
>How does anything have two of... of those?

[averagemedium]

Both?? I mean, they're... next to each other, basically. Left one and a right one.

I have no idea why, Mattias, I guess it's just a snake thing because I definitely only had one before this

[noctiphile]

>So they're like... brothers.

[Wow, that sounds stupid.]

>Nevermind that!
>I'm... I'm not sure
>Do I need to have
>Would both of them... go at once?

[averagemedium]

I... don't think they'd fit. Just one would work fine, I'm pretty sure?

Might be a little awkward, but I think we could make it work.

if, you know, you were ever interested, I don't know if it's too soon for you to consider it.

[noctiphile]

>I don't know either.
>Of course I'm willing
>More than willing, really.
>It's just
>well, I'm sure it's fairly obvious this is all new to me.
>Everything about this.

>I suppose I'm just nervous.
>Not about you! I trust you.
>Just... that

>I won't be as good as Oren was.
>If that's what you're expecting.
>I don't want to disappoint you.

[averagemedium]

Mattias, I'm not expecting anything from you, okay? Especially not for you to be like someone else.

I'm a little nervous too, honestly. That I won't be any good at explaining things or showing you how or... any of that. I've never had to, and that's definitely not a problem, I

It's actually kind of an exciting idea, getting to be someone's first. And I want you for you, not because I want a replacement for someone else, you don't have to worry about that.

But it's not just you, I guess that's what I'm really getting at here.

[noctiphile]

>It's exciting?

[Even through text, Ryan can probably see Mattias tucking back his hair. And blushing. Always blushing.]

>I wasn't really expecting that.